An assassin in-training, whose far too cute for the role.
I’ve been posting a lot regarding serious subjects (i.e. project’s technology stack, what an AWS Solutions Architect is, etc), and I think it’s time for a more fun blog post about my cat Keanu.
Keanu will wait for an hour under the couch until you walk by just to sneak-attack you, and then purr up against your leg so you feel you don’t have the right to be mad.
Keanu will wake you up by biting your fingers, sometimes for need of food, most of the time for need of attention (perhaps Keanu thinks your dead, and just wants to confirm if you are in-fact, alive).
Keanu will steel beer-caps and put them in the sink… Not sure what Keanu’s wanting from that, to scare us, to break our garbage disposal, to store away the beer-caps (and any other shiny thing he finds) in what he thought was as super-secret hiding spot?
Keanu will meow at the balcony door, wanting to people-and-bird-watch, and then after about 30 seconds come right back in… and then repeat this process about 4 more times.
Keanu will steal your chair as you make yourself another cup of coffee for the morning, and just pass out. What are you to do? How did Keanu fall asleep so quickly? Does Keanu just do this to be evil, or does he want to sleep where you always are? Oh Keanu… So now you have to pull up another chair next to your chair and hope the one who stole your chair isn’t woken up as you slide your chair a little bit away from the computer so that you can continue working.
Just realized this is starting to sound like a love-letter to Keanu, but think of it more as a “Keanu, why are you such a turd? Such a cute-cute turd.”
Definitely not a love letter. Definitely don’t love that cat.
Keanu will attack your feet as you try to sleep, making you paranoid about when he’ll just come out of nowhere (like a ghost/assassin) and strike.
